Husband vs Wife

>> 17 June 2010

Husband: Do you know the meaning of W I F E? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever.

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills...

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you!

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it... So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents.

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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you..."

The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice"

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APAN menambah : hoho...semuanya macam menang kat si husband je kan? cool je nampak si husband. dunia tak adil? haha...terima je la... :)

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13 komen:

v!vi@n 10:39 AM, June 17, 2010  

hahahahahhaha..so funny..LOL...i like the newspaper one..hahaha

yua zawa 11:01 AM, June 17, 2010  

ahaha suami mata kranjang.. mnta djauhkan

zither 11:10 AM, June 17, 2010  

haha serious lawak. simple je dorg gaduh.. wahaa

Shuk 12:50 PM, June 17, 2010  

lol..nie suami betul2 penyayang nih..heheh :P

Fay Nana (Cik Fana) 5:12 PM, June 17, 2010  

I like the 1st one!! yg tu lah yg husband die kalah ihikkkkk. :P

belalang hijau 6:29 PM, June 17, 2010  

i wish my wife is newspaper....

hohoho melampau betul...

eQin_BaD 7:58 PM, June 17, 2010  

hahaha... agak kesian pd wife yg dpt husband cm2..

Azrai Ahmad Zamri 3:19 AM, June 18, 2010  

salam ziarah..
hehe..macam2 ragam ;0
lawak la..thanz 4 sharing!

Azrai Ahmad Zamri 3:19 AM, June 18, 2010  

salam ziarah..
hehe..macam2 ragam ;0
lawak la..thanz 4 sharing!

daisy 9:06 AM, June 18, 2010  

wakakak..
kesian dowh bini dia..

@ntu_@we 9:34 AM, June 18, 2010  

tak adil gile.

biased.

sume hentam wives je.

try kawen tgk, sape yg byk berubah?

hahahah. erk, aku teremosi.

Paiezah Armstrong 5:21 PM, June 18, 2010  

touching je ayat last tu. heh

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