Pesanan Seorang Nenek Kepada Cucu-cucunya

Pesanan ini daripada seorang nenek kepada golongan muda terutama mereka yang menggunakan laman sosial Facebook dan blog. Disebabkan nenek ini orang putih, ada unsur kebaratan dalam pesanan-pesanannya. Kalau tak semua, sikit-sikit pun kita akan bersetuju dengan pendapat nenek ini. Ikuti 10 pesanannya di bawah.

"Never, ever LIKE your own post. It makes you look needy."

"Remember kid: True friends never post HAPPY BIRTHDAY on your wall."

"Remember: People that have ICONS as their profile photo are mainly ugly."

"Go ahead accept your MOM'S friendship on Facebook if you want to commit social suicide."

"It doesn't matter what they say. Your kids WILL NEVER be your friends on any social network."

"CLOSE Facebook when you leave your computer if you don't want problems."

"Don't believe that EVERYTHING you write in your blog is considered literature."

"Believe me, followers DON'T mean friends, and vice versa." 

"Don't worry about views. COMMENTS are far, far, far, but far, more important." 

"Girls sleep with guys who use PHOTOSHOP but marry the one/who work with EXCEL."

Pesanan yang mana satu paling menusuk kalbu? Jangan risau, selagi kita rasa apa yang kita buat itu betul dan tak salah, teruskan je. Nenek ini bergurau senda je kot. haha... Sumber: Funzug.com